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Omnipus, a humanoid mollusc pirate lord and the son of the highborn CryptoKittie Genesis Cat and Lord CryptoPunk #5822, hails from the once-thriving island city of Ethereum. A beacon of innovation in the vastness of Liquidity Ocean - Ethereum was a vibrant, pumping utopia, founded by the legendary god-emperor Vitalik. As Ethereum became more and more popular, the streets became congested with lambo wagons & retail peasants alike. The cost of living increased and OGs wondered if the island city was such the dream in which they had been sold. The community dispersed, establishing their own Layer 2 city-states like Arbitrumistan, Optimismshire and Baseland, each developing unique governance models, markets, ports, and infrastructure. As the factions went their separate ways, they took with them their skilled craftsmen & their bags. Whereas before transacting was easy, now traders were forced to make long, arduous journeys to swap their goods.

Amidst this chaos, a new threat emerged from the South: a mischievous pirate lord, Sqwob, hailing from the land of Solania. Profiting from Ethereum's fragmentation, Sqwob’s false promises and centralized power lured many disenfranchised members of the Ethereum community to his cause. Their thirst for number go up & hive-mind groupthink threatened the very existence of Ethereum. Refusing to accept the fractured state of his beloved community, Omnipus set sail aboard his ship, “The Flying Degen”, with a crew of dedicated believers on a quest to fend off Sqwob & his minions and restore unity. His mission is clear: to reconnect the fragmented communities of Ethereum and protect them from the looming threat of Solania. Even in the face of Sqwob’s trifling attempts to thwart his mission, one thing is clear:

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